i say i will keep your CPF until you are 65 years old and return you in instalments.
i say your CPF must have 161k in RA plus 43.5k in medisave even though it’s your hard-earn money saved your whole life.
i say you must buy my MediShield Life , if not i put you in jail .
i say there is no dead poor even though there are more and more homeless and old folks working at wee hours.
i say if you are not careful , you lunch will be stolen even though it was stolen a long time ago .
i say you need 6.9 million people to squeeze into this little dot even though you protested and protested
i say you will pay a 20 cents petrol tax even though the oil prices went down
i say electricity bills will still go up even though oil prices goes down
i say you will pay ERP even though you had paid road tax or taxi fares
i say you will pay higher transport fees even though the train diam diam kaput .
i say “GST hike is to help the poor.” but the poor also must pay GST
i say i will sell the flats to you at my price at my time even though there are still many who cannot afford the “subsidised” price
i say you will pay property tax on the flat you bought even though it’s not yours yet .
i say your SC/CC fees will go up even though the people salaries cannot catch up with inflation.
i say you all must learn from tiong kok even though they also diam diam cock up
i say you all must be forgiving to FTs insulting you but if you insult me, i will sue you
i say you commit more crimes than FTs even though you see more and more crimes committed by FTS
I SAY MY PAY NOT HIGH ENOUGH SO I WILL INCREASE MY PAY FOR ME.
i say no one oppose my CPF changes as there is no demonstration outside parliament but if you do , i will arrest you for illegal protesting
i say you will not question me about CPF if not i sue you
i say you do not talk about my papa if not i put you in jail even though you are a minor .
AND I ALSO SAY YOU ALL WILL DIE IF I AM NO LONGER IN POWER!
YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT I SAY BECAUSE I WILL CRY AGAIN WHEN THE GE COMES.
YOU JIN TU LAN MEH ? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO PUT ME THERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE LIKE THAT ONE WHAT .
KAO PEH SIMI ?