A popular Clarke Quay nightlife venue has come under fire on social media after reports a female Korean tourist received a ban from the nightclub. The ban was in relation to a very unusual incident that allegedly occurred last Friday night, involving one of the nation’s most infamous fruits being used in a rather creative way.
According to a witness who was at the scene, the 23-year old South Korean national received a lot of attention on the dance floor early in the evening, mainly from men. “Without wanting to sound crass, she had incredible cleavage,” said the witness, who refused to be named. “It’s kinda rare to see such a sight in Singapore’s nightclubs, so she certainly stood out. I personally snapped a few shots on my handphone.” With all the attention, the Korean girl was soon approached by a number of suitors, including one Russian man who ordered her a bottle of vintage Veuve Clicquot. “The pair polished off the champagne in record time,” said the witness “It’s amazing, I believe that bottle must have cost almost my whole annual salary.” The alcohol must have loosened the inhibitions of the pair, as our witness reported they returned to the dance floor and couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
“It was quite a sight to see, I nearly spilled my drink when I saw him put his hand up her skirt,” said the witness. However, party goers were in for a big shock just minutes later when the pungent aroma of durian filled the club. “All of a sudden, the Russian man ran from the dance floor holding his nose, and I was stunned to see the girl’s cleavage had disappeared.” A pile of durian was later found on the ground, weighing in at 1.5 kg. “It would appear the Korean lady had stuffed her bra with the durian,” commented the witness “Why she would do such a thing is hard to say, although it did make for a pretty convincing fake cleavage.”